Boris Johnson has announced England’s third lockdown – 29 scathing reactions

13.

I’ve now been in more lockdowns than relationships

— Bethany Dawson (@bethanymrd) January 4, 2021

14.

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Girl: I heard that many years ago, Dry January lasted for a whole month. Grandpa, why is it only three days long now?

Old man: Come and sit down, child. Let me tell you an interesting story.

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) January 4, 2021

15.

It’s Joe Wicks I feel sorry for

— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) January 4, 2021

16.

Boris Johnson, 3rd January 2021: “There is no doubt in my mind that schools are safe”

Boris Johnson, 4th January 2021: “Schools must move to remote learning immediately”

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 4, 2021

17.

april babies seeing jan & feb babies will get a lockdown birthday too #lockdown #level5 pic.twitter.com/12ezPCA15z

— Ella (@ella__13) January 4, 2021

18.

I hope joe wicks has stretched off

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) January 4, 2021

19.

I always knew I’d have to cancel 3 weddings, I just never thought they’d all be to the same woman

— Ed Gamble (@EdGambleComedy) January 4, 2021

20.

lockdown 1: "we'll meet again", unusually warm spring

lockdown 3: vera lynn is dead, the sun sets at 2.23pm

— alex kealy (@alexkealy) January 4, 2021

21.

Thoughts with the parent at my son’s school who offered to have the class guinea pig over the Xmas holidays & is now in for the long haul

— Will Wood (@MMWillWood) January 4, 2021

22.

I’m starting to think that getting half price Nandos in August wasn’t really worth it

— Alex Hylton (@AlexParisHylton) January 4, 2021

23.

I can’t believe that fucking everything up wasn’t the right strategy.

— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) January 4, 2021

24.

Why not learn a new skill in Lockdown III like how many espresso martinis does it take to kill a 25 year old man

— Ciarán Carlin (@ciarcarlin) January 4, 2021

25.

During lockdown I’ll be returning to my old hobby of googling every minor ailment I have & assuming it’s cancer pic.twitter.com/pLFuIHhKNC

— Gwdihŵ (@youwouldknow) January 4, 2021

26.

That’s the end of Dry January, right?

— Emma Kennedy (@EmmaKennedy) January 4, 2021

27.

I’m old enough to remember when 2021 was going to be a right hoot.

— Ayesha Hazarika (@ayeshahazarika) January 4, 2021

28.

scared when I’m out of lockdown I’ll be so romantically starved I’ll simply marry the first person who says something kind to me

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) January 4, 2021

29.

Dry January pic.twitter.com/TA8uEREDmO

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) January 4, 2021

In completely unrelated news:

Everywhere on my journey has been safe and organised but as soon as I reach the UK, the shit show begins almost immediately lol pic.twitter.com/ghcGPbLwOE

— Ruqaiya (@ruqaiya_h) January 4, 2021

LOL. JK. Totally related.

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