New Year’s resolutions are a bit different in 2021 – 15 of our favourites

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2020 GOALS:
-Get in shape
-Learn new language
-Be more present
-Read more
-Drink less
-Get into cooking
-Hit career milestone
-Find new hobby
-Save money
-Use my phone less
-Eat better

2021 GOALS:
-Eat at an Applebee’s again

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 31, 2020

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My New Year’s resolution is to stop asking people questions on here that I could easily find the answer to with this phone in my hand. (J/K, I never do that. I’m passive aggressively subtweeting everyone who does.)

— Caissie (@Caissie) January 1, 2021

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May 2021 be half as incredible as 2020

– dogs’ New Years resolutions

— Erinuary Ryan (@morninggloria) January 2, 2021

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I just remembered my New Years resolution was to “be more social” and “get out more”
Rest assured, I’m not doing one this year

— Diedrich Bader (@bader_diedrich) December 28, 2020

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LAST YEAR: My resolution for 2020 is to just try to be kinder and find the good in things rather than focusing on the bad ok?

THIS YEAR: My resolution for 2021 is to try to avoid any situation in which I’d need to eat human flesh to survive

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) January 1, 2021

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i love how people attending new year’s parties were making resolutions bro you didn’t even have enough resolution to stay home

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) January 2, 2021

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Our new year's resolution is to acquire power. Also, expand our kids section.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) January 2, 2021

Finally, one resolution seemed universally relatable.

My New Years resolution is simple…remember to write 2021 instead of 2020.

— Penelope Conway ☀️ (@PositiveWithMS) January 1, 2021

We’ll probably just do that one.

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