Our 25 favourite funny tweets of the week
13.
If I’ve learned nothing from history, it’s because my history teacher was obsessed with curling & just used to talk about that
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) December 30, 2020
14.
Why did I do that??
An autobiography
— Jude D (@heyitsJudeD) December 30, 2020
15.
When someone is a dick to you, just remember they are probably hurting inside.
You can use that to destroy them.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) December 29, 2020
16.
Welcome to middle age. You need to buy pain relief patches in bulk now.
— Jingle Bell Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) December 29, 2020
17.
Christmas vacation log Day 1: There's so much food in this house I'll never eat it all.
Christmas vacation log Day 3: Actually, you're never going to believe this.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) December 28, 2020
18.
Me: I need a few of those hangover multivitamins please.
Him: Do you mean ibuprofen?— Ghostface Kryllah (@Kryzazy) December 29, 2020
19.
Now is that Bob Carolgees, Hagrid or Peter Sutcliffe? pic.twitter.com/RCTjjUqk22
— GAV YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS 〓〓 (@GavinCurnow) December 28, 2020
20.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with putting on pants, so no thank you
— That Pesky Aubrie (@AubriePesky) December 28, 2020
21.
Not many people know this but Elvis Costello’s song ‘she’ was written about the cat’s mother
— laurie (@plowrong) December 27, 2020
22.
As a lab scientist, I'm begging politicians to stop putting on PPE and holding up vials for photo shoots. You don't see me staging pics pretending to be a huge knob actively making the world worse. pic.twitter.com/3qcnaPLk82
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) December 31, 2020
23.
i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back
— rachel (@bugposting) December 28, 2020
24.
Lost my phone yesterday and my first thought was, “DEAR GOD, MY DRAFTS!,” if you wanted to know what addiction sounds like.
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) December 31, 2020
25.
After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) January 1, 2021
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The 25 funniest tweets of the week
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