This parody of the Christmas coronavirus rules briefing is far clearer than the real one
By now, you’ll probably have watched or heard about Boris Johnson‘s coronavirus briefing, which chiefly addressed plans for Christmas. It boiled down to this:
You can …but you’d better not – or else.
If you want to watch it, here’s a chunk, courtesy of the PM.
This Christmas it is vital that everyone exercises the greatest possible personal responsibility. Think hard and in detail about the days ahead and whether you can do more to protect yourself and others.
A smaller Christmas is a safer Christmas.https://t.co/dpk4hK17xs pic.twitter.com/47C09Q8dsI
— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) December 16, 2020
But if you really want to know what was said, the best option is to watch this summary from Larry and Paul.
BREAKING: The latest UK Government #RealDailyBriefing.
Featuring updates on #CovidChristmas #Tier3 and #London.
Please RT to get the word out.#politicslive #COVID19 #coronavirus #dailybriefing pic.twitter.com/e8nuQGCkW1
— ♥ Larry & Paul ♥ (@larryandpaul) December 16, 2020
Ah, yes – the four nations of the United Kingdom:
England
Scottishland
London
Cornwall
These reactions say it best.
This pretty much sums it up perfectly. #covid19uk https://t.co/nJyIPsfLBn
— James Norris (@nozzla) December 16, 2020
Boris’ briefing translated into honesty #RealDailyBriefing https://t.co/WMIlOU0Xvo
— Dr Graham Hieke (@grahamhieke) December 16, 2020
Their best yet. Bravo you two scoundrels. https://t.co/o84GVYgoSX
— Nicky Horne, Esq. (@NickyHorne) December 16, 2020
I dont know how they get these so accurate, so quickly. Once again nail on the head. Brilliance. https://t.co/jNEao0p7Ip
— Smoked Back Bacon Man (@thesandsmeister) December 16, 2020
Making far more sense than Johnson ever could 😋 https://t.co/sfy32WVIE0
— Linda🏴 #Notmybrexshit #ProEU 🇪🇺 (@lindaarella) December 16, 2020
To conclude:
Don't know if I have to laugh or cry.. https://t.co/GXlAPagUA7
— Dutch Wondering ❄🌊🌎🏳️🌈🇪🇺🐾 (@DutchWondering) December 17, 2020
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