‘Ruin a date in 5 words’ – these 17 are absolute killers

It all started when @Kica333 over on Twitter asked this question.

Ruin a first date in five words.

— Kristen (@Kica333) December 7, 2020

And it’s fair to say people had answers – lots of answers – and these are our favourites.

1.

Got a coupon for dinner.

— Lenny Miller (@lenny_miller) December 7, 2020

2.

My mother has that dress https://t.co/D1C2dz5ygH

— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) December 8, 2020

3.

According to Ancestry, we’re related

— Timothy Anderson (@cincykid75) December 7, 2020

4.

Hey, does this look infected?

— Dave Lavery (@davelavery) December 7, 2020

5.

You would love my ex

— Feliz NaviDadjokes ⛰☕️ ‍♂️ (@perlhack) December 7, 2020

6.

You eating the whole thing?

— alex (@r8dr4lfe75) December 8, 2020

7.

I can’t taste anything today https://t.co/a0p5FrqJT3

— Billie (@_BillieBelieves) December 8, 2020

8.

Have you heard of Scientology?

— Eric Moen the Lawn (@EMaxfieldMoen) December 8, 2020

9.

Next time it's my treat https://t.co/D1C2dz5ygH

— Ron Coleman (@RonColeman) December 8, 2020