News of a £29 million pot for the Festival of Brexit went down as well as you’d expect

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By the time the get that stupid Festival of Brexit off the ground, brexit will have bitten. It will be about as popular as the funfair at Chernobyl

— Siob, Princess of Yorkshire #FBPE #FBPEGlobal #FBR (@Sillyshib) November 24, 2020

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I will not be taking part in any 'Festival of Brexit'. Not into celebrating national disasters.

— Fr Ian Maher SCP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #3.5% #FBPE #BLM (@IanMaher7) November 24, 2020

13.

this Festival of Brexit is going to need to order a lot of portaloos as that is the only thing it needs to feature

— dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 (@davemacladd) November 24, 2020

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A lot of people are saying that £29 million on a Festival of Brexit could be better spent on nurses or hungry kids. Maybe. I think it resonates more when you think that it's one whole finder's fee for a jeweler who can hook you up with Chinese PPE.https://t.co/FZIaU5M0vM

— Michael Govern Ready (@mikegove12) November 24, 2020

15.

We all have to learn the crap dance for the Festival Of Brexit pic.twitter.com/Bd50SXcvax

— Britgirl Hates Brexit and These Tory Loons #FBPE (@MarieAnnUK) November 24, 2020

16.

Festival of Brexit party – pic.twitter.com/ebrQO4l5Qr

— Rich Bowden (@rich_bowd) November 24, 2020

17.

‘Festival of Brexit’ hits a snag…Chipping Sodbury village hall is fully booked.

— Rejoin and Reform. #RRFB. #3.5% (@sonofr) November 24, 2020

18.

I see your dad's having a Festival of Brexit. pic.twitter.com/NAMP65AfPN

— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) November 24, 2020

19.

I'm really looking forward to the festival of Brexit. A vision of the future as we watch the nobility ride by on a horse and trap, an hours queue at food kiosks aptly named 'bread rations', letting my daughter have a go on the 'sweep a chimney ride' and 'shout at the foreigners'

— Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Cut-throat Bigot And Smug (@SkewSpew) November 24, 2020

Author, Joanne Harris presented this wonderfully descriptive analogy.

Imagine a burglar breaking into your house, stealing all your things, taking a shit on your dining-room table, then erecting a 20-foot statue of the shit, in gold, in your back garden, and asking you to pay for it…https://t.co/Hler0yTmU7

— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) November 24, 2020

They should have written that on the side of a bus.

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