Simply 17 very funny tweets from the brilliant Last Blockbuster parody account

10.

Colleen said if this tweet gets 15,000 likes I can have Friday off to attend my hernia surgery.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) October 20, 2020

11.

Please stop dropping bibles down the Quickdrop return slot. God abandoned us long ago.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 6, 2020

12.

Well it's official. The register pen is now on a chain. You made us do this.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) July 20, 2020

13.

Bank just repossessed the gumball machine.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) October 7, 2020

14.

Customer Spotlight: Kurt Pilsen!

Late Fees: $128.31
Address: 4505 N Elmbrook Ave.
Children: Tanner, Ashlan and Shad

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 12, 2020

15.

People ask us all the time how we get our famous carpet smell. The answer: perseverance.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 16, 2020

16.

Attention customers, we are temporarily closing the parking lot until the teens with the laser pointers leave. Thank you for your patience.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) September 2, 2020

17.

We can't make our toilet bigger, why would you even put that in the suggestion box?

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) August 13, 2020

If you were starting to worry that the Last Blockbuster might not survive the current economic situation, don’t – they’ve coped with worse.

Sales may be low but at least they aren't as low as last summer when they found those human fingers in our bushes and it made the papers.

— The Last Blockbuster (@loneblockbuster) June 16, 2020

You can follow them on Twitter, of course, or – better still – head over to the ‘shop’, which they assure us is “between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center!”

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The last branch of Blockbuster is still alive and tweeting

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