Cummings is going – 17 favourite farewells to Dominic Cummings
As you can’t possibly have missed by now, Boris Johnson’s senior advisor Dominic Cummings will be leaving Downing Street before Christmas.
The prime minister’s special friend exits stage right after a week of turmoil at No 10, none of which we need to get into here, thank goodness.
Instead, here are our 17 favourite farewells to Dominic Cummings.
1.
Trump – a vaccine – Cummings – Sutcliffe, is GOD developing a conscience?
— Mark Steel (@mrmarksteel) November 13, 2020
2.
BREAKING: Dominic Cummings to leave Downing St by Christmas. Unclear as yet who will take over as PM.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) November 13, 2020
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During Dominic Cummings' year in No10, he masterminded the worst health & economic response in Europe to the covid pandemic (worsened by his own breaking of lockdown rules) & an ongoing Brexit deal fiasco.
If that's the work of a 'genius', I'd hate to see the work of a halfwit. pic.twitter.com/I13iGOwCJm— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 13, 2020
4.
The most tragic thing about the No. 10 business is Dominic Cummings bringing up his blog again like an incel on a chat forum talking about his “manifesto”. His Spitting Image puppet is way off. He’s pathetic.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 13, 2020
5.
Cummings going will leave a-hole at the top of government.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) November 13, 2020
6.
Like rats fleeing a sinking ship. Dominic Cummings has been one of the most malign influences on the British government in modern history. His legacy is one of bullying, deception, hypocrisy and hubris. The super-forecaster who ignored the pandemic. His damage is irreparable.
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) November 13, 2020
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Must be heartbreaking for these people to leave Downing Street just as their long-promised dawn is about to break.
— David Hepworth (@davidhepworth) November 13, 2020
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Dominic Cummings leaving Downing Street. pic.twitter.com/gm4lZFmv5o
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 12, 2020
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Remember when Boris Johnson sacrificed lives and being able to enforce the lockdown for a man whose genius plan was to pretend he was doing an eye exam up an A road and in return he announced he was fucking off anyway before the consequences of his shit project could hit the fan
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 12, 2020
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Conservative party advisor phoning Boris Johnson about Dominic Cummings’ resignation news. pic.twitter.com/WevTqWnhK5
— Josh Berry (@JoshBerryComedy) November 13, 2020
