Trump’s team booked Four Seasons Total Landscaping instead of the luxury hotel – 26 concrete slam dunks

15.

The only Republican Senator appearing on any of the Sunday shows this AM is Mitt Romney. I imagine the others are all at the Rudy Giuliani Four Seasons Total Landscaping Buffet.

— JeremyNewberger (@jeremynewberger) November 8, 2020

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Metaphorically speaking, aren't we all nestled between a sex shop and a crematorium?

— Ali Davis 🏳️‍🌈 (@Ali_Davis) November 8, 2020

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Landscaper, crematorium, sex shop. The crowd was very confused. They didn't know whether to shout dig em up, burn em up or f**k em up.

— pissedoffgrandpa✡️🌊 (@pissedoffgrandp) November 8, 2020

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I know it’s tempting to believe that Trump’s team booked that spot by mistake, but in these times of fake news we should take extra care to spread the truth: they chose the location so they could pick up a couple of dildos on the way home, cheer themselves up a bit.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 8, 2020

19.

'Are you from Four Seasons Total Landscaping?' #fourseasonslandscaping pic.twitter.com/n52a7evAts

— Harry Palmer (@harrypalmer285) November 8, 2020

20.

Arrested development pic.twitter.com/nqYz75t0Uh

— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) November 8, 2020

21.

Millions of little girls across the country and around the world are waking up this morning with new hope of one day getting married at a Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) November 8, 2020

22.

In nine months a lot of baby girls are going to be named “Georgia” and “Four Seasons Total Landscaping.”

— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 8, 2020

23.

He promised to run the country like he ran his business. It ended with Rudy Giuliani outside Four Season Total Landscaping next to a dildo shop, after a staffer mistakenly thought the empty parking lot was a Four Seasons hotel. pic.twitter.com/hOKcyWopqi

— Morten Øverbye (@morten) November 7, 2020

24.

And here he is doing a little Four Seasons Total Manscaping pic.twitter.com/3u9poqYofA

— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) November 8, 2020

25.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping was just the best season finale the writers of this show are geniuses 👌

— theJuiceMedia (@thejuicemedia) November 8, 2020

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i hope they put four seasons total landscaping on the AP US history exam

— Alex Friedman (@kosherhotdogz) November 8, 2020

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To sum up …

I heard the Trump press conference is in between a sex shop and a crematorium. It sounds like he’s caught between a cock and a charred place

— Grace Petrie (@gracepetrie) November 8, 2020

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