England is expected to go into a second Covid lockdown next week – 17 favourite responses

John Plunkett. Updated October 31st, 2020

11.

Use lockdown 2 to read something you couldn't be arsed to read during lockdown 1, like Moby Dick or your own scientific advisers fucking advice

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 30, 2020

12.

Everyone in the UK between now and Wednesday talking about Lockdown 2: pic.twitter.com/M4N3ivqynL

— Joe (@JoeSaunders) October 30, 2020

13.

“There’s been a second lockdown, but for who, Chris Kamara?” pic.twitter.com/4MNd8arxGD

— Jasmine Baba (@_jasminebaba) October 30, 2020

14.

“Alright, I'll rephrase the question. Can I… no, actually, I'll just repeat the question: have we got a second lockdown?” pic.twitter.com/tvyoxUqzQb

— Accidental Partridge (@AccidentalP) October 31, 2020

15.

My depression, anxiety and sleep deprivation meeting eachother again for Lockdown 2 pic.twitter.com/NHTFnAtHUB

— Oxygen (@oxygeninnit) October 30, 2020

16.

Everyone mental health when they announced national lockdown 2 pic.twitter.com/uviUW0oiqd

— ams (@amssznn) October 30, 2020

17.

London lockdown 2.0 pic.twitter.com/MfQlsiduLa

— maloof hoof (@_alexmeadows) October 16, 2020

To conclude …

So in summary:

Sept 21: SAGE calls for 2-3 week lockdown. PM refuses.

Oct 13: Keir Starmer calls for 2-3 week lockdown. Govt source brands him a “shameless opportunist”.

Oct 30: Government scientists say it’s now too late for a 2-3 week lockdown and it’ll have to be longer.

— Dan Bloom (@danbloom1) October 30, 2020

And this. So very this.

There is a chance that on Wednesday morning we are going wake up to both a second national lockdown and a second term for Trump and no amount of banana bread is going to get us through that

— James Farrell (@jamesgfarrell) October 30, 2020

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