17 times Jim Felton made Twitter a much funnier place
And of course – coronavirus.
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On the bright side we’re going to be the first country ever to win a Darwin Award. pic.twitter.com/0IhiWtghoZ
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 1, 2020
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It’s all been worth it pic.twitter.com/kXweAFoFzH
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 15, 2020
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People in pandemic movies:
*fears the virus, takes sensible precautions not to become infected*People in real life:
"Just taking the tube out to the beach for the spit on my face competition, I'd better leave now because it's rush hour, see you later diabetic gran"— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 21, 2020
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UK to shout “stop being such a dickhead” at Hitler’s corpse in attempt to prevent World War Two pic.twitter.com/916ek3WDg1
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 9, 2020
His tweets aren’t all political – but they are always funny.
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Hello, I'd like to talk to you about the benefits of being a muthafucking armoured mouse pic.twitter.com/oYZpl8JPUk
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 27, 2017
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Good to see proper tube etiquette being deployed. No I won’t look at you. I’m going to continue to look directly at my book until whatever all this is fucks off. pic.twitter.com/RapRV89oeX
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 11, 2019
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When a horse breaks its leg at the Ascot they send in Balding to see what it knows before they kill it. pic.twitter.com/7IISwVCpyy
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) August 6, 2017
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"Spongebob? I haven't heard that name in years." pic.twitter.com/Wx5fDY3CWX
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 27, 2017
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Uni: That special time in your life when you can eat cereal at 6pm in a onesie and no-one thinks you’re having a massive fucking breakdown.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) September 19, 2016
And a bonus …
Imagine how fucking powerful this cat must feel pic.twitter.com/UtInzcC6wx
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 7, 2020
You can buy Sunburn – and 52 Times Britain Was a Bellend – at all good bookstores, and if you like to consume your books while doing other things, or doing nothing at all, the brilliant Alexei Sayle is the narrator of the audiobook.
A sample of my new audiobook, read by ALEXEI FUCKING SAYLE:
Available here:https://t.co/Ck0RF1XZos#sunburn #dontbuythesun pic.twitter.com/iZxiTw6Y7p
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 16, 2020
The perfect choice.
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