Sex is banned indoors for ‘tier 2’ couples living apart and the jokes came thick and fast

John Plunkett. Updated October 17th, 2020

see you all on Hampstead Heath https://t.co/dmgdluhPF1

— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) October 16, 2020

How about if they pay each other? Then it becomes work. https://t.co/WhubCuyHYj

— Jay Rayner (@jayrayner1) October 16, 2020

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This is the most British headline ever https://t.co/tLxto63Pl9

— A Guy Named Poso (@JackPosobiec) October 16, 2020

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So dogging is fine. And if one person in the couple is in tier 3, they are only allowed to watch from outsude the car while their partner does it with someone else from tier 2. https://t.co/pL9wTFnEGa

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) October 16, 2020

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You can technically have sex in the pub but you've got to buy a garlic bread https://t.co/lqG8CIzmHX

— Elliot Hackney (@ElliotHackney) October 16, 2020

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What are they going to do? Stop you mid gallop?
No one wants to fight a naked man who has just been unseated in the last couple of furlongs. https://t.co/3D0T6XbjXf

— Sartorial Thug 🍸 (@SartorialThug) October 16, 2020

Source Twitter @EveningStandard

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