Sex is banned indoors for ‘tier 2’ couples living apart and the jokes came thick and fast

The government has moved to clarify one particular consequence of living in a ‘tier 2’ part of the UK under the current coronavirus restrictions.

It means if you are a couple but you are living apart, you are no longer allowed to have sex. At least, not if you are indoors.

And if you think the jokes came thick and fast, you’d be absolutely right. Here are our favourites.

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