Wayne Lineker shared his ‘criteria’ for a girlfriend and people don’t know where to start

Gary Lineker’s brother Wayne – stick with us, please – went viral today after he posted the ‘criteria’ he’s looking for in a new girlfriend on his Instagram account.

We don’t know a lot about Wayne and this might tell us all we need to know. It’s quite the read, it really is.

It was shared by Alice Tew – @BuckinghamAlice on Twitter – who said: ‘Has Wayne Lineker been hacked or is he just being himself. Hard to say.’

And there’s so much in there to unpick, we don’t know where to start. These people had a good go, though.

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https://twitter.com/biglizcase/status/1305944952162131974?s=20

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https://twitter.com/ScouseBirdBlogs/status/1305941043175731200?s=20

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There was also this.

Last word to Joe Lycett.


(via @joelycett)

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