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Ben & Jerry’s gave Priti Patel advice on compassion and got the cold shoulder – 11 cool responses

Despite warnings that a naval approach would endanger lives, the Home Secretary has engaged a ‘Clandestine Channel Threat Commander’ – because that’s a thing now – to render the English Channel ‘unviable’ for those trying to reach British shores in small boats to claim asylum.

Advice on the matter came in from an unlikely quarter.

We won’t include the whole thread, but it’s worth reading. These were crucial points from it.

Although she hadn’t responded publicly at the time of writing, there was this.

Twitter’s funniest Boris Johnson parody account interpreted – after all, he speaks fluent Home Office.

Responses were mixed. Some people vowed to boycott Ben & Jerry’s – during a heatwave – but more thought they made a good point.

These are the best responses we’ve seen so far.

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