Our 14 favourite jokes about how the coronavirus crisis is going

8.

Somewhere, actual grown-ups, the cream of government, had a real-life meeting, and ended by saying ‘so people who know each other can’t meet at home, but total strangers can spit-laugh all night at the pub’.

— Danny Wallace (@dannywallace) July 30, 2020

9.

some days you think you've got used to the weirdness of it all, others you have to read the sentence "sex is now banned again in the north of England" twice

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) August 4, 2020

10.

A tad awkward that the tories keep trying to blame a single community for the rise of coronavirus cases when the single community causing the rise of coronavirus cases are tories.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 1, 2020

11.

Ok. I get it. I'll stop aiming my werewolf hunter kit at people who don't wear masks, I'm sorry. pic.twitter.com/cmV1Jc3Fgs

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) August 3, 2020

12.

The Government pretending the pandemic was over was a fun packed two weeks wasn’t it

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) August 2, 2020

13.

After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.

— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) July 30, 2020

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There was also this sign, spotted on Reddit.

Other alcohol balances are available.

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