Simply 13 funny captions to go with this picture of Donald Trump and his bar chart

You don’t have to have seen Donald Trump’s latest – and probably most spectacular – car crash TV interview to enjoy this, but it helps.

Over on Twitter, @JoJoFromJerz asked people to come up with captions for the so-called president and his comedy bar chart.

Caption this please: pic.twitter.com/Uw6weEYGvj

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) August 4, 2020

And they didn’t disappoint. Here are our favourite responses along with some others we spotted along the way.

1.

Only the Libdems can win here. https://t.co/4og3USJ4tc

— Kevin Fingleton (@kfingleton) August 4, 2020

2.

“bars representing woman, man, person, tv”

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) August 4, 2020

3.

“I took a photo of my face – many people are saying the greatest face ever – to Homebase for a paint match, and they’ve given me these four options” https://t.co/Wky8h8CE7Q

— Jason (@NickMotown) August 4, 2020

4.

Strawberry
Chocolate
Butterscotch
Blueberry

If you get them in order, you get extra points. And I get two scoops, everybody else gets one.

— Brad Williams (@FuriousBrad) August 4, 2020

5.

Picking out paint swatches for his jail cell

— Matthew Sajban (@Thenewmatthew) August 4, 2020

6.

"So based on this analysis of my undertones, I have DEFINITELY been using the wrong foundation." https://t.co/OCqu9jf80r

— 🇺🇸🇭🇹 Only4RM 🇭🇹🇺🇸 (@Only4RM) August 4, 2020

7.

'I like pink smarties best – see?' https://t.co/O2O0DJM6px

— Rachel at home (@rach0907) August 4, 2020

8.

This is the color chart we use everyday to get my skin tone right.

— #VoteAllBlue (@Impeach28039318) August 4, 2020

9.

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/WGlGDgqbXs

— Mark Chunder (@MisterChunder) August 4, 2020

10.

“NO one can color in better than ME! People are amazed at how well I color in!” https://t.co/cfiq7wrcyW

— Ian Power (@IHPower) August 5, 2020

11.

"Thus conclusively proving that strawberry is better than chocolate." https://t.co/kHswTjFtYN

— Russ Bengtson (@russbengtson) August 5, 2020

12.

“So I went with a shade between the two middle bars”

— Branden (@Branden_EnotO) August 4, 2020

13.

“See… There’s many per capitas. Per capita relative to what?”

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) August 4, 2020

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Source @JoJoFromJerz