You don’t have to be called Ross to play in goal for Ross County … but it helps

We’re grateful to @G4rve who shared this newspaper cutting on Twitter and said: ‘Stage 1 complete. All Ross County’s goalkeepers are now called Ross. Now onto Stage 2, the defence.’

What are the chances department …

I’m perennially disappointed that @KeithFC only has one player called Keith.

— Keith (@keefeglise) August 2, 2020

I think we currently have 5 Ross’s in our first team squad of 25. A 20% ratio is a pretty good starting point!

— Garve Scott-Lodge (@G4rve) August 2, 2020

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You won’t see a worse (or more comical) 19 seconds of football all season

Source Twitter @G4rve