What are people saying about the coronavirus? 13 funny favourites
Ann Widdecombe, that measured voice of reason in a fog of chaos, wants shops to have an hour set aside for people who won’t wear masks. Can’t see that backfiring and killing a load of Keep Britain Free types at all – not to mention shop assistants.
Masks feature heavily in what people have been talking about on Twitter.
We collected some favourites on that and other pandemic issues.
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The Tories reveal new strategy for stopping the Coronavirus pic.twitter.com/TCT2Zvh9yw
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 26, 2020
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British Government: You are more likely to die of COVID-19 if you are overweight or obese.
British Government: Here's a voucher for £10 off a pizza.
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— Derren Litten (@DerrenLitten) July 27, 2020
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The scariest thing about us all wearing masks is the free reign it will give to unscrupulous ventriloquists
— Rob Palk (@robpalkwriter) July 23, 2020
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Do NOT let supermarket staff take your temperature by scanning your forehead, it actually erases your memory. I went in the supermarket for lettuce, tomatoes and cucumber and came out with chocolate and wine instead.
— Ceri Booth 🕷🏳️🌈❤️😁🍺🏴 (@ceribooth) July 27, 2020
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Me setting off to the shop and remembering my mask pic.twitter.com/SrkKVClgs1
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) July 26, 2020
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Got a good feeling about this Fife salon pic.twitter.com/q1n2lCWwbg
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 25, 2020
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MELANIA TRUMP'S COVID PLAN:
PHASE 1 – combat initial outbreak by building White House Tennis Courts
PHASE 2 – when Covid deaths reach 150,000 immediately remodel Rose Garden
PHASE 3 – at 1 million deaths launch emergency plan to construct crystal healing day spa in West Wing
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) July 27, 2020
