Donald Trump treated everyone to another excerpt from his cognitive test – the 12 funniest comments
Twat. Arseole. Wanker. Prick. Fuckwit. https://t.co/57gwrOfaGz
— Ivor Baddiel (@Ivorbaddiel) July 23, 2020
My favourite bit is when he has to look at the camera to remind himself of the word 'camera'. https://t.co/8YwNFWcXJY
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) July 23, 2020
Obama didn’t brag half as much about winning a Nobel Peace Prize as Trump is about passing a dementia test.
— Chris Lu (@ChrisLu44) July 23, 2020
I love the expressions of all these reporters when he does stuff like this. A face that says, “Normally, this would be the Pulitzer, but he’s shitting this stuff out by the cubic metre these days, so I’m really just a guy in the carnival line to see the Man With Two Arseholes.” https://t.co/oR1S7ki7aY
— rufus jones (@rufusjones1) July 23, 2020
If drinking some water deserves an ovation, remembering some words is a superpower.
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) July 23, 2020
Can you imagine the internal horror and screaming of his press dept while this was being played out. pic.twitter.com/AmlI1HonBf
— Jamie East (@jamieeast) July 23, 2020
Veteran news anchor Dan Rather had one thing to add.
I think the ultimate sign you’ve passed a cognitive test is that you’re able to move on to something else.
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) July 23, 2020
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