The only 5 reactions you need to the idea that washing your hands at a wedding is Marxist

As the UK unlocks – or stops pretending to be locked, if you’re Dominic Cummings – weddings are once again allowed, with anti-coronavirus measures such as washing hands before and after the exchange of rings.

Multi-millionaire businessman, Simon Dolan, who is suing the government over the lockdown, had strong feelings about the precautions.

Pretty sure there was a whole chapter on the etiquette of weddings in Das Kapital.

These five reactions said it so much better than we can.

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On a more serious note, Aceedo Domingo made this point.

Better red than dead.

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