The 25 funniest things we’ve seen this week
13.
Well, shit. https://t.co/d7QVusxqG4
— Chris Ryan 🏳️🌈 (@HiChrisRyan) June 22, 2020
14.
Find out what foods you don’t have by asking the kids what they want for lunch.
— Paul (@bingowings14) June 22, 2020
15.
If they ever do a Seven Dwarves reboot I think I’ve got names for five of them pic.twitter.com/E61nRWNQeD
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 22, 2020
16.
monk: just a normal letter ‘M’ please
scribe: pic.twitter.com/eGwKTb9mDZ
— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) June 21, 2020
17.
I might open a shop called "Pi". I don't know what it would sell but it would be open 22/7.
— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) June 22, 2020
18.
The who of the *what*?
They're just making people up now, aren't they? pic.twitter.com/9hJbhN2dJb
— helen ayres (@Raphaelite_Girl) June 25, 2020
19.
Mary: Jesus Christ! Get down here and eat this oatmeal!
Jesus: LOL, make me! pic.twitter.com/A775hx53Ni
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) June 23, 2020
20.
The year is 2391. The machines patrol the dusty ruins looking for the last pockets of human resistance. And they STILL haven’t managed to make a packet of biscuits where the “tear here” is aligned with where you actually have to tear.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 24, 2020
21.
Needed: one fake boyfriend. Must be able to tell the maintenance man the exact same thing I told the maintenance man but in a man voice.
— 🏳️🌈Kelly is bi Greene (@Greeninthemiddl) June 24, 2020
22.
is the answer space pic.twitter.com/gT02LsWmwU
— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) June 24, 2020
23.
50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”
— Gareth Baines (@DrGABaines) June 24, 2020
24.
Oh no pic.twitter.com/GIrruq0CmR
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) June 25, 2020
25.
Neighbour’s kid just jumped over the garden wall and came into our kitchen with a lovely card he’d made and I didn’t have any clothes on and now he’ll be traumatised for life
— Jo Unwin (@jounwin) June 24, 2020
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