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Donald Trump used precious rally time to prove he can drink one-handed – 14 thorough dunkings

Oonagh Keating. Updated June 22nd, 2020

After much fevered debate about the wisdom of holding an indoor rally during a pandemic, Donald Trump‘s first face-to-face address to the MAGA faithful went ahead in Tulsa with far lower numbers than predicted.

That may have been due to the K-Pop “army” reserving seats they never had any intention of using.

They must have kicked themselves when they saw what a live show they’d missed, as the President of the United States spent 15 minutes explaining why he’d looked unsteady on a ramp, as well as …taking a couple of sips of water.

If you somehow managed to miss the previous round of “Donald Does Drinking”, this is why he was so keen to show off his one-handed technique.

Astonishingly, quite a lot of his fans took to Twitter to praise him for *checks notes* holding a glass in one hand, including DeAnna Lorraine, whom we initially thought was a parody account, but no.

You can see why we thought she was joking, right?

This is how other people reacted.

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