What do you get if you cross a Bolivian orchestra, a ghost and some wolves? The weirdest headline of 2020
What do you get if you cross a Bolivian orchestra, a ghost and some wolves? This absolutely fantastic headline.
Bolivian orchestra stranded at 'haunted' German castle surrounded by wolves https://t.co/ANbj2lDvE4 pic.twitter.com/ZkeraGAJ2A
— New York Post (@nypost) May 23, 2020
“Bolivia closed its borders — and the group was stranded at the 600 acre estate surrounded by 23 packs of wolves and haunted by the ghost of Frederick the Great.”
Beat that! Where are Scooby Doo and the gang when we need them most?
The headline provided a welcome distraction from the other news, and these were the funniest comments we spotted.
1.
Ok, 2020, WE GET IT. https://t.co/Qymr3Kgnqr
— Jorge R. Gutierrez (@mexopolis) May 24, 2020
2.
well what the hell did they think would happen going in a haunted castle https://t.co/a1mZAxgfcT
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) May 23, 2020
3.
my therapist: the bolivian orchestra-hating haunted german castle surrounded by wolves isn't real and can't hurt you
the bolivian orchestra-hating haunted german castle surrounded by wolves: https://t.co/C076W25lIg
— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) May 24, 2020
4.
can these lads catch a break! https://t.co/zpXpkhStmP
— Captain Sunder (@SunderCR) May 23, 2020
5.
“So how was your quarantine?”
*deep breath* “WELL —“ https://t.co/FHvtOedhxB— David Hines (@hradzka) May 24, 2020
6.
My brain right now https://t.co/Lzr3f3sSSq
— afterglow (@afterglow2046) May 24, 2020
7.
I've been working on this screenplay for a year and… they just tweeted it.
So much for Castle WolfenStrauss.
— Tiger Ken (@KenStachnik) May 23, 2020
8.
is this the beginning of an epic maths question https://t.co/kYfUcw4SMs
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) May 25, 2020
9.
The castle owner should take the orchestra across first, return for the wolves, drop them off and pick up the orchestra again, go back and swap them for the instruments, then finally make one more return for the orchestra. Or the orchestra could go first and then just run for it
— LiquidationLovesYou (@LiquidationLPL) May 25, 2020
10.
This BOLIVIAN orchestra just inherited the Estate of a lifetime, but only one can be the true heir, to find out they will have to spend Quarantine together. But wait, what’s that creeping into the Foyer.. could it be the GHOST of the Manor?! No it’s a PACK of bloodthirsty wolves!
— The Safehouse™ (@xXsafehouseXx) May 24, 2020
11.
call wes anderson https://t.co/K4rR0ZwgPr
— Various Jams (@VRSJMS) May 23, 2020
12.
This is all I've ever asked for https://t.co/hpkk44Ke25
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) May 23, 2020
We wholeheartedly agree with journalist Michael Moran, who knows a thing or two about headlines.
I don’t know if a better headline *could* exist https://t.co/wzIfimhks9
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) May 23, 2020
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