16 of the funniest takes on how we’re all handling the coronavirus pandemic
I was just nearly hit by an ice cream van and it makes me wonder whether, in these tough times, they’re taking freelance work as contract killers.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) May 21, 2020
State of this. Just look at these idiots. pic.twitter.com/z6uj5yBu3P
— Simon Blackwell (@simonblackwell) May 20, 2020
is there a text template i can send my mates saying i don't want a picnic this weekend because we're still in lockdown but makes it clear that i am NOT a nerd or a square
— Joel Golby (@joelgolby) May 21, 2020
Just found three Thin Mints from last year in the back of the freezer and suddenly this quarantine has revealed its purpose.
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) May 21, 2020
Live scenes as the government pays tribute to all frontline workers earning £25,600 or above. pic.twitter.com/UbGU7fEo0O
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 21, 2020
Pretend you’ve won the marathon by getting home from your run at exactly 8pm on a Thursday night.
— Paul (@bingowings14) May 21, 2020
guys there’s supposed to be a pandemic but I’ve yet to see a single panda!!!!!lololcryingemoji pic.twitter.com/AqkAGA8bKE
— David O'Doherty (@phlaimeaux) May 21, 2020
The reason some Republicans refuse to wear a mask is
It's uncomfortable to wear two masks
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) May 21, 2020