Stay Alert – Read these 17 pandemic jokes – Save your sense of humour!
That “Stay Alert” message continues to be the gift that keeps on giving, as long as you’re the coronavirus or an ice-cream vendor near Southend-on-Sea.
To take the edge off the Covid-19 updates delivered by politicians with a thousand-yard stare, have some Covid-19 updates from funny people on Twitter.
To ease us out of lockdown over the next few weeks the government will be gradually reducing the amount of time we need to wash our hands for.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) May 21, 2020
New 2020 Edition pic.twitter.com/pMchQDY2Q7
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) May 20, 2020
I am very disappointed that you have not made your clothing pandemic-proof. It’s apparent that your jeans have become susceptible to COVID-19 to the point that the material you use is shrinking, causing ALL of my jeans not to fit anymore during lockdown.
— Clint Eatsfood (@AScottishScott) May 20, 2020
Quarantine Log [day 71]:
Christmas tree and decorations have been taken down and put away.
— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) May 19, 2020
My lockdown exercise regime is 🔥🔥🔥
I do one, really long, chair squat.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) May 19, 2020
i've put on so much weight in lockdown that I can't even fit on a zoom call
— realmattlucas (@RealMattLucas) May 20, 2020
Me and my wife venturing into public for the first time since March 13. pic.twitter.com/bdG687Qpyv
— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) May 20, 2020
Remember last year when game of thrones was our biggest inconvenience?
— JG (@_jennatural) May 19, 2020
Not putting yourself on mute during a conference call to fart because you think it'll be silent is the new "never trust a fart"
— Ricky ROCKSTEAD-19 (@RocksteadyRicky) May 20, 2020