Boris Johnson’s Covid-19 update speech went down like a cough in a lift – 17 baffled responses

10.

Bit worried that Boris doesn't know his Rs from his elbow.

— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) May 10, 2020

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To summarise Boris’ speech #BorisSpeech #BorisHasFailed pic.twitter.com/2HjOLZJrX9

— Anike (@anikesnonsense) May 10, 2020

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So apparently if I'd like to see my mum or dad any time in the foreseeable ever, the best option is for us to all get jobs on a building site together. Cheers Boris.

— Imogen Hardy 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺 🖤 (@idgiecodes) May 10, 2020

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“So Boris said if we all stay alert and stick to the roadmap then we can beat the virus and save the economy. What did Boris say, Roy?”

He said you’re all going to die. pic.twitter.com/jWJv8wCmQs

— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) May 10, 2020

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Boris Johnson’s speech so far is the equivalent of when you had to stand up and do a 10 minute talk at school but only did the prep for a minute’s worth so just waffled on about nothing to fill the time and please the teacher.

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 10, 2020

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Never stops being mad that every time he does a "serious" speech, the Prime Minister of the UK sounds like someone who's been caught pissing in a cupboard at a house party.

— Staymas Insidely (@shockproofbeats) May 10, 2020

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can someone translate boris’s speech i dont speak 10 downing street

— Chi (@chiwithaC) May 10, 2020

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If we’d had this government during the Blitz they’d have told us to leave our lights on

— Heidi (@HeidiHenders) May 10, 2020

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Journalist Mollie Goodfellow decided to play it safe.

do u know what I’m gonna stop trying to understand and just stay in my house for a solid three years and then try again

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) May 10, 2020

Now that is a solid plan.

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