Priti Patel had some good news about shoplifting – 7 scathing takedowns

Despite her disastrous attempt to read out the testing figures, Priti Patel is still allowed to hold the daily coronavirus briefings at 10 Downing Street, and she’s not getting any better at it.

On the day that the UK’s Covid-19 casualties went above 20,000, she informed the country that certain crime figures were down.

Her completely unsurprising announcement wasn’t taken the way she must have hoped.

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The Iain Duncan Smiths gave us the actual figure – in Priti Patel’s world, that is.

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