‘All humans will self-isolate by order of the Daleks’

Just in case you were thinking about going out when you really didn’t need to …

All humans must keep indoors.
All humans will self isolate.
By order of the daleks.#COVID19 pic.twitter.com/tFKyQ0sDnj

— Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police) April 3, 2020

And our favourite things people said about it.

A lifetime of waiting and preparing for this opportunity has paid off. Brilliant. Britain at its best.

— Esteve Amagat Carbià (@Senyor_Esteve) April 3, 2020

Looking at his wife, beaming and sweating profusely, saying: “And you told me I wasted that £3 grand.”

Wife: “I want a divorce, Richard. I mean it this time.”

— Ben (@Jamin2g) April 3, 2020

Quick. Everyone go upstairs. We'll be fine.

— thebumblingbiker (@bumblingbiker) April 3, 2020

Would they like a jelly baby?

— Derek Mitchell (@sideburns1970) April 3, 2020

Probably not

— Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police) April 3, 2020

To conclude, this …

Things are getting pretty serious. pic.twitter.com/OLc6egO9V5

— Ben (@Jamin2g) April 3, 2020

… and this.

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1246337829300514816?s=20

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This American who insists on going to church despite coronavirus is frankly terrifying

Source @Sandford_Police H/T @Jamin2g