21 tongue-in-cheek coronavirus updates from Twitter
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I bet the Coronavirus Closing Ceremony will be shit.
— David Quantick (@quantick) March 26, 2020
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Three questions my son has asked in ‘school’ today: how long would it take to write every word? What would happen if you slapped the Queen? How many people have a lawnmower?
— Mark Watson, indoors (@watsoncomedian) March 26, 2020
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Today I saw old Frank from no.8 leave his house, pick a daffodil and walk up the road to no.14. When Gladys opened the door he gave her the flower and a kiss on the cheek. It overwhelmed me so much I had to hold back the tears as I shouted “GET THE FUCK BACK IN YOUR HOUSE, FRANK”
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 26, 2020
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I now understand why retired people eat dinner so early.
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 26, 2020
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One of the things I have learned in this crisis, through using Zoom so much, is how gormless I look all the time. pic.twitter.com/i7VnrJ43Oh
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) March 26, 2020
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with everyone on lockdown, the lime scooters are finally returning to the river. nature is healing, we are the virus. pic.twitter.com/I0IbCfiMnj
— ronnie mcdonnie (@taladorei) March 26, 2020
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January 1st: "This is gonna be MY BEST YEAR EVER !!!"
March 26th: "Wiping my arse with a Pot Noodle lid"
— #Marcher (@MarcherLord1) March 26, 2020
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the police now have the power to break up groups, hope they fucking start with The 1975
— morag (@playit0ut_) March 25, 2020
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just walking back from Sainsburys to a standing ovation. Feeling blessed right now #Influencer #Humbled
— Stephen Tries (@StephenTries) March 26, 2020
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Can you imagine the clapping in the street if they void the Premier League season?
— Remo (@Remo26599) March 26, 2020
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