Need a laugh? 25 funny things from this week
13.
I bought a block of Cathedral cheese SO BIG that my fridge has been given city status#NowThatsWhatICallTwitter
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 24, 2020
14.
Looks like those pesky dogs got on the computer AGAIN. pic.twitter.com/OBB2UBX1qi
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) March 25, 2020
15.
My fridge just screamed "OH JESUS, WHAT NOW?" at me as I opened its door.
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) March 24, 2020
16.
Them: why do you add unnecessary adjectives all the time
Me: what do you mean, human friend
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) March 23, 2020
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[interview at bank]
Interviewer: what’s your biggest weakness?
Me: I’ve been told I’m a terrible bank robber
Interviewer: what
Me: *looking at fish tank* so is that the safe?
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) March 25, 2020
18.
Thor: Have you seen the Allen key?
Ironman: You’re holding the instructions upside down.
That guy with the arrows: Can I shoot arrows at it?– Avengers assemble
— Paul (@bingowings14) March 21, 2020
19.
Band t-shirts I own: 80
Band t-shirts I wear: 10
Band t-shirts I'm willing to give up: 0— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) March 23, 2020
20.
INTERVIEWER: Do you think you're the right candidate for this position?
STATISTICIAN: Probably
— Michael, Quarantine Edition 🌶 (@Home_Halfway) March 23, 2020
21.
I aspire to one day be hot enough that I have followers who don’t even realize I’m a comedian
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 25, 2020
22.
ME: *begins monk-chanting and performing a number of masterful karate moves*
BANKER: no sir I need your written signature
— Swim Jeans👖 (@ShortSleeveSuit) March 22, 2020
23.
Secateur … Non-secateur. pic.twitter.com/0SK7flvkCY
— Rob Coleman (@RobColeman100) March 24, 2020
24.
I can colour-in a whole sudoku in less than a minute AND stay within the lines
— Spazio (@Spaziotwat) March 25, 2020
25.
Fun TV Fact: Anyone who makes a Netflix drama without a drone shot of a forest in the first three minutes is immediately sent to prison.
— Andy Milligan (@ItsAMilligan) March 26, 2020
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