17 of the funniest coronavirus tweets to take the sting out of lockdown

9.

I’ve lost all sense of taste so I guess I finally might as well start eating vegetables.

— Rachel Parris (@rachelparris) March 25, 2020

10.

Someone from work told me today in a telephone conversation that the coronavirus was invented in a lab in China by the American Govt.

And it's absolutely true because her husband told her, and he knows people in America "who deal with that sort of thing".

— Michael Glasper (@michaelglasper) March 24, 2020

11.

Why your second walk of the day feels so good: pic.twitter.com/ix7DDe2HTy

— Craig Mac Ádaidh (@Craigadd) March 24, 2020

12.

Life be like:

Birth – 2019: Regular lonely

2020: Government-ordered lonely

— Michael, Quarantine Edition 🌶 (@Home_Halfway) March 24, 2020

13.

I know most people understand but the coronadodge where I walk out into the middle of the road when someone is coming the other way still feels a bit rude. I would smile at them but worry that might come off as sarcasm.

— Robert Webb (@arobertwebb) March 25, 2020

14.

Strange times for cats. First the dogs kept inside, now the humans. Must feel like they've won.

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 25, 2020

15.

Is wanking 11 times a day one of the symptoms?

— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) March 25, 2020

16.

listening to new music is weird at the moment. Like, I really like The Weeknd's new album, but for the rest of my life it'll remind me of the year I had to wipe my ass with a sock

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) March 25, 2020

17.

"Daddy, what did YOU do in the Great War on coronavirus?"
"Watched box sets in my pyjamas and had cocktails for breakfast" pic.twitter.com/BpOXpof2Qb

— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) March 25, 2020

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