11 hot and breathless coronavirus-inspired chat-up lines (NSFW)

With a large chunk of the world now stuck in relative isolation, the twin obsessions of the coronavirus and its resulting quarantine are a hot topic – at least 38 degrees.

Over on r/AskReddit, BoxingChamp28 has asked people to share their best quarantine pick-up lines. No idea why, since nobody’s getting a chance to use them.

Still, they’re pretty entertaining, if NSFW.

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Unless you want to be in self-isolation forever, we highly recommend not using this one.

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