12 favourite reactions to the UK’s new lockdown rules
8.
Also, endless fucking LOLZ at, “Use food delivery services.”
*tries to get on Ocado website*
“You are 8,264,998 in the queue.”#UKLockdown
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) March 23, 2020
9.
Gonna be a lot of very fit dogs by the end of this Lockdown.#ThreeHourWalkies
— Geoff Norcott (@GeoffNorcott) March 23, 2020
10.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to take up kissing
— Stuart Laws (@thisstuartlaws) March 23, 2020
11.
We just need some life-size Daleks patrolling the streets saying “ISOLATE!!!”
— James Serafinowicz (@flidby) March 23, 2020
12.
lads after the three week lockdown when they can finally get a trim pic.twitter.com/q1JB57Advm
— amos (@_amosgm) March 23, 2020
Reverend and the Makers weren’t convinced the development could really be called a lockdown.
Jogging isn’t a fucking lockdown mate
Walking the dog isn’t lockdown
Going to work in our millions isn’t lockdown
— Reverend&TheMakers (@Reverend_Makers) March 23, 2020
There should be a countrywide ad campaign:
Warning: Leaving the house increases the risk of meeting Dominic Cummings.
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