Laughter won’t kill coronavirus but it’s a good excuse for peeing yourself – 21 favourite jokes

So …it’s finally happened – that thing that Piers Morgan has been clamouring for, but poorer people have been dreading. Yes, they’ve closed Greggs.

To be fair, people aren’t allowed out unless it’s for something essential, and we’re not sure that either a steak bake or a vegan sausage roll fit the bill.

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