19 funny Mother’s Day tweets to take the edge off the separation
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I urge everyone to be sensible and follow our advice to avoid travel or social gatherings.
PS: don't bother me tomorrow as I'll be with the rest of my extended family enjoying a get-together at my mother's place.#MothersDay #mothersday2020
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) March 21, 2020
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Phone mMum. “Where are you?” “I have to keep away, Mum”. “Why? Corbyn 19?” “COVID-19, yes, it’s for your protection and mine”. “Even clergymen?” “Yes”. Pause. “You miserable infidel”.
— Richard Coles (@RevRichardColes) March 22, 2020
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It's still pretty weird that all of our mums were born today
— Dave (@davechannel) March 22, 2020
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It’s #MothersDay tomorrow in the UK but #MamaKhan is in self isolation
Me: Ma, I won’t be visiting tomorrow as it’s too risky
Mum: Okay
Me: So I’ll phone to wish you a Happy Mother’s Day
Mum: And I presume you WILL leave my presents on the doorstep?
— Dr Amir Khan GP (@DrAmirKhanGP) March 21, 2020
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I'm seeing lots of lovely messages "to all the wonderful mums out there" today, but I'd like to share the love with all the shite, gormless ones too.
— Jason (@NickMotown) March 22, 2020
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Think I may have persuaded my mum to stay indoors for the rest of the outbreak by telling her that every day she stays alive is a Fuck You to Dominic Cummings
— Mitch Benn🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@MitchBenn) March 22, 2020
As a special treat, here are a couple of Mother’s Day tweets that deserve another airing.
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All the Mums over on Facebook have been "utterly spoiled".
I presume they're mostly referring to their abdominals & bladder control.#MothersDay— Perfectly Healthy Clandango (@Cain_Unable) March 31, 2019
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My mum cheated on her partner and created a whole Religion
What’s your Mum ever done?#Mothersday2019
— Jesus H Christ (@ThatBloke_Jesus) March 31, 2019
For those of you who haven’t been able to get a card to their mums, you could always consider sending one of these as an e-card.
Mother's Day cards for sale.
Only £3 each pic.twitter.com/a1vqv2BiWW— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 20, 2020
Or not.
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You won’t see a better Mother’s Day present this year
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