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19 of the best new coronavirus jokes to lower your blood pressure

One day into the government’s new daily coronavirus update regimen and it looks like they’ve had a meeting and agreed to to torch the theatre, pub and restaurant industries.

Since Boris Johnson was heard saying “F_ck business” back when he was Foreign Secretary, he clearly intends to deliver on at least one promise.

As the UK awaits the next thrilling installment of “Health Policy Roulette, Twitter has been spending its time wisely, finding laughs wherever it can.

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