Simply 23 coronavirus tweets to help take the edge off for a moment or two

13.

Yes, to those working at home for the first time today, This Morning is always like this. pic.twitter.com/4UtIKNFyhr

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) March 13, 2020

14.

To the young guy in Tesco just now asking his friend “Why are all the shelves so empty?” I salute your commitment to blissful ignorance

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) March 13, 2020

15.

A thing: people who normally work at home having to cope suddenly with someone else working at home too. All your rituals, talking to the cat, eating lunch at 11am, brushing your teeth at 6pm, watching Bargain Hunt in your pants, THROWN. The home has basically become the office.

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) March 13, 2020

16.

do we follow the government's science backed advice, or the compelling viral Twitter thread from someone who wants to use a pandemic to re-run 2016 arguments about brexit, who can say really

— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) March 13, 2020

17.

So quiet in central London as people make only essential trips for work, vital services, and the Fendi sample sale pic.twitter.com/kwukv9sZYJ

— Karen Morrison (@karenmorrison1) March 12, 2020

18.

What's the psychological impact on society of people working from home and realising their job doesn't actually involve much work, they never really needed to be in the office, and the world can still function without them.

— Jim Waterson (@jimwaterson) March 13, 2020

19.

the man in front of me at the tills of a popular supermarket had 20 avocados, how is this allowed

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) March 13, 2020

20.

hanging out with pals as coronavirus escalates like pic.twitter.com/9HtQadfodP

— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) March 13, 2020

21.

Don't hear so much from the anti-vaxxers nowadays eh

— Sathnam Sanghera (@Sathnam) March 13, 2020

22.

https://twitter.com/MidKnightGaz/status/1238180136563937280?s=20

23.

If Eurovision is cancelled we riot. They cant take away the only happy thing we have left. Have everyone performing live stream it from self isolation. Put Graham Norton in a hazmat suit in the middle of the thames with a megaphone. We need this.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 13, 2020

Meanwhile, in America …

your coronavirus response team:
—a deteriorating rodeo clown
—his overleveraged and underqualified son-in-law
—his science-denying veep
—the useless doorstop in charge of gutting medicare
—one actual expert, but he's not allowed to say anything that would anger the rodeo clown

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) March 13, 2020

On Fox & Friends, Jerry Falwell Jr claims people are "overreacting" to coronavirus, the national response is "their next attempt to get Trump," and the virus itself is a North Korean bioweapon. pic.twitter.com/2JPuNBW7C3

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) March 13, 2020

BONUS

Me making a list of all the important things to stock up on in case of the need for self-isolation.
[sound up] pic.twitter.com/bbosD3Ww0x

— The Poke (@ThePoke) March 13, 2020

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