17 stockpiling tweets to make you smile before your loo roll runs out
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Everyone stocking up on Toilet Paper at Coles. Meanwhile I’m stocking up on half price undies. While they play chequers I’m playing chess #strategy pic.twitter.com/8gZHWzzVNN
— billy buttons (@billy__buttons) March 3, 2020
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I just panic-bought 30 sets of golden girls action figures.
— JOHNNY BUBONIC (@pdxjohnny99) March 9, 2020
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Husband just went off to the supermarket and I wished him luck.
"Margaret, no-one's panic buying tarragon".— Margaret Cabourn-Smith (@MCabournSmith) March 9, 2020
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"Grandpa, tell me about the great toilet roll shortage of the 2020's."
"Ah yes, it lasted for an entire Sunday, as I recall"
"What happened?"
"Turns out supermarkets have dynamic supply chains, and can just order more in." pic.twitter.com/Ft1801B7hj
— Spencer Kelly (@spenley) March 10, 2020
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Shit just got real for the Paxton house. pic.twitter.com/spBeBA8g7s
— David Paxton (@DavidDPaxton) March 10, 2020
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These people stockpiling because of #COVIDー19 are the very same people that stand outside shops half hour before they actually open on a Sunday.
— 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 (@pearlylondon) March 6, 2020
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The people stockpiling are the same people who only go to the pub at Christmas on a work’s do.
— Macca* (@eighteen_eighty) March 6, 2020
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Also, this.
Stockpiling soap and hand sanitiser so that people around you won’t be able to wash their hands is a very counterproductive strategy to avoid contracting a virus
— Agnes (@agnessjonsson) March 8, 2020
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