Our 16 favourite World Book Day jokes to take your minds off hand washing
Another year, another World Book Day to entertain the children and torment the parents who have to either make or buy the costumes.
It’s great that there’s a day to encourage reading, and to encourage people to make jokes about it.
These are the best we’ve seen so far.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 5, 2020
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) March 5, 2020
For world book day I've come as The Bible. I'm staying in a hotel all day and not going anywhere
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) March 5, 2020
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) March 5, 2020
— Leo (@leosdiaries1) March 5, 2020
World book day today, my son’s gone as Hagrid. Originally he was the man from The Joy of Sex books, but his teacher called him Hagrid so…
— Neil (@_Enanem_) March 5, 2020
Just seen my first person in Oldham wearing a face-mask, which is disconcerting. It was the Gruffalo I think? #WorldBookDay
— Steve Shanyaski (@steveshanyaski) March 5, 2020
This #WorldBookDay please sign my petition to make interrupting someone while they are reading a criminal offence. Minimum five year term.
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) March 5, 2020