The takedown of this woman’s awe for the Almighty is the ultimate burn and made even better by her response
This woman’s awe for the Almighty knows no bounds, especially when she found this amazing fact about the sun which she enthusiastically shared on Facebook.
‘FACT – if the Earth was 10ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and if it was 10ft further we would freeze to death. God is amazing!’
Except it didn’t quite add up and the takedown was sheer perfection, partly because it was so polite and well-informed but mostly because of the furious response which followed.
And just in case that’s tricky to read, here’s the takedown in full.
‘To anyone wondering, that’s not true.
1) Earth’s orbit is elliptical and the distance from the sun varies from around 147 million kilometres to 152 million kilometres on any given year.
2) Every star has a habitable zone that is affected by the size of the star and its intensity. The sun’s habitable zone is about 0.95AU to 1.37AU. An AU is the Earth’s average distance from the sun, 93 million miles, so Earth’s orbit could decrease by 4.5 million miles or increase by 34 million miles and still be in the habitable zone.
3) If your claim was true any moderately sized earthquake could take us out of the habitable zone. Sorry.’
And her less than impressed response.
‘Okay that’s cool and all but don’t ever comment on my status telling me that I am wrong everrrr again. I didn’t ask you did I? Answer: NO.’
Talk about a burn.
‘Can’t believe people are this stupid,’ said fuck-me-jerry-please who shared it on Reddit.
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The takedown of this person who defended the Bible in its entirety was sheer perfection
