Peter Andre’s alleged coronavirus precautions caused an outbreak of pisstaking
Although the government’s coronavirus prevention advice is *checks notes* “wash your hands”, a lot of people are taking their own steps to avoid contamination, including a “no-shaking-hands” policy.
Singer Peter Andre has gone a bit further than that, according to this article in the Mirror.
Peter Andre fans 'told not to touch or take selfies due to fear of #coronavirus'https://t.co/IkF3x4h9HV pic.twitter.com/G1JDgVp81r
— Mirror Celeb (@MirrorCeleb) March 2, 2020
That’s got to be the biggest disappointment for middle-aged women since Philip Schofield came out.
When a photo of a warning notice turned up, there was an outbreak of pisstaking.
1.
Sh*t just got serious. pic.twitter.com/z3UhzbH3Tm
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) March 2, 2020
2.
I’ve paid my three quid, I’m touching Peter Andre. pic.twitter.com/OwbS4v4n2J
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) March 2, 2020
3.
Woooaahooahoohoahoooh, mysterious girl I want you to maintain your fucking distance pic.twitter.com/EJwIIyhLqI
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) March 2, 2020
4.
Peter Andre has a stronger coronavirus policy than our government #coronavirusuk pic.twitter.com/yVVWA4pXfJ
— Liam (@LiamIngram7) March 2, 2020
5.
A lack of physical contact with Peter Andre is only an inconvenience if you're a 35 – 55 year old woman. Possibly divorced. Definitely says "oh go on, I'll be naughty" when offered a malteser. https://t.co/dMoE8t5Ijw
— NotSoLocalHero (@NotSoLocalHero) March 2, 2020
6.
We interrupt your usual service to make this important public health announcement. All protections against Peter Andre *must* be taken. pic.twitter.com/bdPcaGlCEs
— Dork (@readdork) March 2, 2020
