17 weird, wonderful and downright NSFW things confiscated by teachers

Over on the r/AskReddit forum, u/poprockreaper posed a question for teachers.

” Teachers of Reddit. What’s the coolest thing you’ve confiscated from a child?”

There were a lot of responses, many suggesting a drink problem in 11-year-olds, but we thought these 17 were particularly interesting, if sometimes NSFW.

1. Teacher’s pet?

2. Great hygiene, bro

3. At least they weren’t used

4. One for the nature table

5. We hope they’d washed it first

6. What happened to writing “You smell” and “Big nose”?

7. Light the fuse and stand well back

8. An omelette a day keeps the doctor away

9. Definitely one for the school counsellor