Simply 17 times Irvine Welsh was brilliant (and brilliantly NSFW) on Twitter
Irvine Welsh is an author and playwright who has written so many fantastic books (our personal favourite is Filth, but that’s not why we’re here).
We’re here because Welsh is also a past master of Twitter, both fabulous and fabulously NSFW, just as you’d expect. And here are 18 of our favourites.
1.
Fuck off and take your sniveling legal hired bullshitters with you. You couldn’t write a sentence on your own without spunking off about the working class or single mothers or black people you spoiled incompetent lying over privileged bag of shite. https://t.co/EUUeYxIwzO
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) December 1, 2019
2.
I live well and enjoy the odd glass of champagne. I also have leftist politics. If some cap-doffing low wage Tory voting twat calls me a hypocrite I reckon I can handle that just as easily as some simpleton can with his poverty as his masters grow richer. Fuck those arseholes.
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) October 24, 2019
3.
Good on them. They’re gorgeous and you can guarantee they will be having better sex than any of the wankers sneering at them. https://t.co/LdRB2EHztb
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) February 12, 2020
4.
Thank fuck you managed to end all urban violence in American cities. Tell us how you did that again, you dumb cunt? https://t.co/qlX77ZI9Dq
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) June 16, 2019
5.
If you’re thinking of voting for this cunt, I seriously hope you have a ton of money. Cause if not you’re a fucking idiot. https://t.co/aFRXDDLY3u
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) December 11, 2019
6.
If you’re working class fuck being shamed into feeling that art and politics are beyond you. Pretension isn’t a stick to be used to beat you – it’s your fuckin birthright. Embrace.
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) November 24, 2019
7.
You didn’t fight any wars. You played fucking cricket, you dopey old twat. https://t.co/2EtPfhC9Cu
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) February 9, 2020
8.
Bowie refused, Savile accepted. That’s the #NewYearsHonours system.
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) December 28, 2019
9.
Fuck off. We (and you) have moved way past all that bullshit. I’m actually gobsmacked that you can even be arsed to maintain this tepid pretence, which is obviously done under grudging duress. https://t.co/StYqFYr3q3
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) December 4, 2019
10.
It must have been a very tough decision for Piers, but, I think, the right one. I hope everyone can now just leave him to get on with his life. https://t.co/tDjTAPjOmo
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) February 9, 2020
11.
When you lament how much time you are spending on Twitter making a tit of yourself by ranting a load of shit nobody really gives a fuck about, console yourself by thinking about the fortune you’re saving on cocaine.
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) February 13, 2020
12.
Cunt, actually. https://t.co/LPBH1AyYtm
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) December 9, 2019
13.
Now that’s what I call taking it to the opposition https://t.co/9W67JbKAeH
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) January 21, 2020
14.
Nonce https://t.co/82LmdIZtqJ
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) December 25, 2019
15.
Fuck off with your heartbreak and prayers you tiresome gun lobby asslicker and do shit about this carnage https://t.co/Q2rF8JtatG
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) February 14, 2018
16.
Cunt. https://t.co/mOSlcD9Xe3
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) August 19, 2019
17.
Bollocks https://t.co/Wg5vmgkK4E
— Irvine Welsh (@IrvineWelsh) July 23, 2017
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