Roses are red, violets are blue – these 18 headlines are poetry too
At the time of writing, it’s Saint Valentine’s Day, loved by card manufacturers and restaurateurs the world over, as the mark-up on 50g of chocolate increases tenfold.
Rhymes that begin “Roses are red” have long been employed to send messages of devotion to the objects of people’s affection on this day, but they’re also useful for something else – really setting off unusual headlines.
Like this:
Here are some other hilarious examples.
1.
Roses are red
Violets are blue… pic.twitter.com/yzSmqG3plX— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 13, 2020
2.
Roses are red
Love is the feeling https://t.co/pUei3oscC4— David Lewis (@davidclewis) February 12, 2020
3.
Roses are red, I feel an air of doom, pic.twitter.com/o69JeFsN6Y
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) February 13, 2020
4.
Roses are red
Kids love play dough… pic.twitter.com/N3LpxCEDMS— GingerLee (@glee_writes) February 7, 2020
5.
Roses are red, violets are green
@craiguito pic.twitter.com/zrnElxZtt6— Rachel Sambrooks (@labellaraquella) February 4, 2019
6.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, pic.twitter.com/goljQjFHEU— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) September 6, 2017
7.
Roses are red
Footballs are spheres pic.twitter.com/vJsEvxL6Dp— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) August 15, 2016
8.
Roses are red
Violets are blue pic.twitter.com/Hl9TlaxiKO— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 5, 2016
9.
Roses are red, violets are blue pic.twitter.com/4PnQRi9uV1
— Rob Manuel – Follow @fesshole NOW! (@robmanuel) February 5, 2020