Rory Stewart has slept in the homes of more than 500 strangers – 9 hilarious reactions
In a bid to get to know London’s 32 boroughs better and improve his chances of winning the London mayoral election, former Conservative, Rory Stewart, has asked people to put him up for a night and show him around. He’ll bring the chocolates.
When discussing the challenges of deciding where to stay, he revealed that he has stayed in the homes of more than 500 people, sometimes simply turning up.
The New European shared the news on Twitter.
Rory Stewart claims he's slept in more than 500 strangers' homes https://t.co/NFByPglf8C
— The New European (@TheNewEuropean) February 12, 2020
Having already had something of a feeding frenzy over the #ComeKipWithMe hashtag, people weren’t quite ready to let this new information pass unremarked.
In your lifetime you will eat 8 Rory Stewarts in your sleep https://t.co/P25BUAhl3W
— Gee Aitch Cee (@Scriblit) February 13, 2020
This headline made me spin round and look under the bed https://t.co/S4EwzQn7wA
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) February 13, 2020
Did they …. did they know? https://t.co/pUCoVT4qAq
— Penanggalan🌍🚀🌌🏳️🌈 (@Firesnakious) February 12, 2020
So has your mum, but she doesn't go on about it. https://t.co/jdSFW78shR
— Stephen Graham (@PlopGazette) February 13, 2020
He's even fussier about beds and porridge than Goldilocks. https://t.co/sE1hmMH9gr
— David QC (@DavidMuttering) February 13, 2020
I hope he has regular STI checks. https://t.co/WLcnS3w06s
— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) February 13, 2020
Rory Stewart may actually be IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Check your loft and shed. https://t.co/koTiavmGW8
— Margaret P Houston (@HoustonMargaret) February 12, 2020
— James Bloodworth (@J_Bloodworth) February 13, 2020
Rory Stewart is about a fortnight away from appearing on Love Island https://t.co/5PZ2mAYW3h
— _j_o_n_ (@AScribbledEagle) February 13, 2020
Adrian Bott had this startling fact to share with us all.
You are never more than six feet away from a Rory Stewart. In cities, the distance drops to a mere three feet. https://t.co/d290JizRUx
— Adrian Bott (@Cavalorn) February 13, 2020
Should we be laying down humane traps?