People shared the slightly wrong phrases they’ve heard- our 23 favourites

Artist Moose Allain is known for his distinctive style and devious punnery, with numerous books and prints out in the world.

He’s also a Twitter favourite, often prompting his many followers to respond to his anecdotes with similar tales.

Moose recently told this story of a slightly bemusing turn of phrase.

There followed a delightful flood of similarly odd things people had heard, and we’ve chosen some to share.

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