25 favourite funny things from the week
13.
You ain't nothin' but a Groundhog,
Cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a Groundhog,
Cryin' all the time.You ain't nothin' but a Groundhog,
Cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a Groundhog,
Cryin' all the time.— Neil (@_Enanem_) February 12, 2020
14.
Origi assist 👍🏼 #cornertakenquickly https://t.co/bnnOxrqz5D
— James Milner (@JamesMilner) February 8, 2020
15.
Im not a fan of these vegan Burritos 👎 pic.twitter.com/PdgY16YdR5
— Clare.O (@ArrivedInGenX) February 12, 2020
16.
Visiting the parents. My dad has these socks. pic.twitter.com/35o1rbPeu5
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 8, 2020
17.
might talk to a priest about this pic.twitter.com/gEAHlSBm83
— Josh Barrie (@joshbythesea) February 12, 2020
18.
She's gonna disappear and come back to win a third Oscar in 10 years with both sleeves https://t.co/1pbTCcPvVA
— Alejandro (@adounce) February 11, 2020
19.
please don't open up a new can of whoop ass when there is already an opened one in the refrigerator
— Danny Charnley (@DanKCharnley) May 7, 2014
20.
If you watch your wedding video backwards, you'll see me climb out of a cake, sober up, and leave with one of the gifts
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) February 11, 2020
21.
Your complete and utter fuckwit name is your birth month followed by your favourite colour. pic.twitter.com/vQXD3QrpaT
— Charlotte (@RoylePin) February 11, 2020
22.
date: "your chances of dying are lower on a roller coaster than a horse"
me: "no way"
date: "true story"
me: "i've never even seen a horse on a roller coaster"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 12, 2020
23.
Most popular names for daughters of drummers:
3. Anna One
2. Anna Two
1. Anna One Two Three Four— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) February 10, 2020
24.
my greatest fear is the world ending and the only survivors are me and people that like to say "it is what it is"
— james♦️ (@donttouchjames) February 13, 2020
25.
I love “no scrubs” bc you might go into it wondering what exactly a scrub is and then they immediately provide a definition. very considerate.
— Shannon Purser (@shannonpurser) February 10, 2020
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