Simply 23 of the punniest gags people have been sharing on Twitter
It’s UK Pun Day, everyone! When the whole country puts its differences behind it to share some groantastic puns on Twitter.
These 23 should be enough to take your mind off everything else going on in the world for a moment or two at least. And tell us yours in the comments! (but only if you want to …)
1.
“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"#UKPunDay— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) February 10, 2020
2.
Behemoth?
No. Hebebutterfly.#UKPunDay
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) February 10, 2020
3.
So I was telling my friend I hate backgammon. And draughts. He said "Hate chess too?" I said, "Don't even get me started on that high-speed rail project." #UKPunDay #1Pun
— Richard Pulsford (@RichardPulsford) February 10, 2020
4.
Nurse: "How's the patient doing, the one who swallowed the 20p coins?"
Nurse: "No change yet."#UKPunDay
— NHS London (@NHSEnglandLDN) February 10, 2020
5.
https://twitter.com/DadJokeMan/status/1226771250049093633?s=20
6.
https://twitter.com/BluFoxx/status/1226779662325600262?s=20
7.
In America, when you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall#UKPunDay
— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) February 10, 2020
8.
Just been for a job interview..
Interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure…I said… yes of course I can.. and I also do an excellent version of Bohemian Rhapsody too…#UKpunday
— tis me. Nic (@tismenic70) February 10, 2020
9.
I created a new dating app specifically for chickens, but I’m struggling to make hens meet. #UKPunDay
— Colin Leggo (@colinleggo) February 10, 2020
10.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.
— Luis Lito the crazy Bandito (@luislito2) February 10, 2020
11.
My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face…#UKPunDay
— Steve Rufus Bobcat Mackenzie (@steverufusmack) February 10, 2020
12.
'I've got pins and needles from sitting too long reading Shakespeare.'
'Coriolanus?'
'No it's mostly in my legs.'#UKPunDay pic.twitter.com/E0EURis7sL— Orkney Library (@OrkneyLibrary) February 10, 2020
