Someone in Tesco has a NSFW sense of humour
At the time of writing, it’s only a week until Valentine’s Day, or “Hallmark wants a bigger profit Day”, as it’s also known.
All the supermarkets are pushing the chocs and the nice undies, as well as greetings cards the size of a small car, although most gifts are going to be bought on the evening of the 13th in a flat panic.
Tesco seems to have gone too far with this recommendation.
Perhaps they’re suggesting them as a vegan alternative to chocolates. Yes, that’ll be it.